Opinion/Humor

https://babylonbee.com/news/tonights-state-of-the-union-to-be-sponsored-by-pfizer

“During the State of the Union, President Biden will outline how the past two years has seen historic job growth, falling inflation, higher wages, and record investments coming back to America,” the White House said. “The economic travel blitz showcases how the president’s vision is creating jobs, rebuilding our infrastructure, lowering costs for families, tackling climate change, investing in our future and delivering for families too often left behind.” (we’re not making this up)

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Horrified Satan Distances Self From Grammys

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Pandemic, The Simpsons knew all along.

U.S. Shoots Down Spy Balloon As It Was Getting Too Close To Ukraine

In response (to a Palestinian terror attack), senior Israeli police officials have raised the terror alert status to the highest level, and they are even encouraging private citizens with firearm licensing to carry weapons. (Isn’t it interesting that when there are mass shootings in Israel, the government encourages our trained and licensed private citizens to arm themselves and carry guns? But in the United States, President Joe Biden and his Democratic allies seek to disarm the population. Biden even called once again for an “assault weapon” ban.)- Ben Kerido

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